In the realm of the Prophetic Mysteries, the squirrels are not just mere creatures of the forest. They are, in fact, the chosen ones, imbued with the power of foresight. Their twitching tails and bushy tails are not just for balance, but for navigation of the cosmic winds.
The Squirreling of Destiny is a phenomenon where these prophetic squirrels reveal to us the secrets of the universe, one acorn at a time. They speak in riddles, hidden in the patterns of their fur, their chirping songs, and their very existence.
But beware, mortal, for the Squirreling of Destiny is not a gift to be taken lightly. The squirrels will test you, probe you, and sometimes even nibble on your shoelaces. Are you prepared to face the nutty truth?